General Debauchery (iamthegeneral) wrote in gendebauchery,
General Debauchery
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A few good dudes

I feel as though it is time to enlist the help of a few new soldiers. I fear that the number of our soldiers currently fighting battles on foreign soil and the few who may be in semi-retirement has made us vulnerable to the enemy. Lt. General Corn Cob and Brig. General Tex are fighting the good fight in the windy city, and we wish them the best. Private Holland and Staff Secretary Morris are no longer stationed in our fine city. Western Brigade Staff Coordinator Major Lt. Baraboo and Northern Alliance Staff Coordinator Lt. E. Rock are keeping things in check in other far away lands, but I feel we are losing the battle here in Milwaukee. Regardless, the enemy is getting the best of us and we must do all we can to stop it. Are you with me?

Sincerely,

General Debauchery

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