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Thursday, April 21st, 2011
3:10 pm - DISPATCH

Soldiers of General Debauchery:

I speak to you today from the year two thousand and eleven. Many years have now passed in our great war. News has no doubt been fragmented and hard to come by. There was the great migration of 2006 followed by another in 2008. Our communication lines have survived this assault even if our necessary struggle has gone underground.

I can only assume after having witnessed the many great battles we have waged, that each of us has felt the horrors of war in ways painful to reminisce. Our supply lines are in tact but many new strains of enemy soldier have been agitated.

Our enemy will not rest and neither shall we!

The wrinkles of age and wisdom of time's passing have afforded us a strategic advantage and though this fight is a long one, we shall emerge victorious. I foresee this to be our gospel.

We look forward to hearing your battle front reports in the time that follows my dispatch.

I have taken Lt. General Sheppard's command post in the south part of these lands over as my own. The discovery of a drive thru armory in my area has aided many a battle. The men in the trucks that cart off my enemy kills must surly think that my kill rate is that of 10 men. I have required two mass grave bins for my glass and aluminum trophies.

I worry about AWOL soldiers in this platoon, Lt. General Corn Cob, Private Holland of the Western frontier, there are rumors that Staff Secretary Morris resides near my southern post that I have yet to verify.

Where ever all of our freedom fighters are may they be well.

- Over and out
Major General Cody Lee

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Saturday, November 21st, 2009
9:31 pm - We should use this again



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Thursday, August 4th, 2005
1:10 pm - A few good dudes


I feel as though it is time to enlist the help of a few new soldiers. I fear that the number of our soldiers currently fighting battles on foreign soil and the few who may be in semi-retirement has made us vulnerable to the enemy. Lt. General Corn Cob and Brig. General Tex are fighting the good fight in the windy city, and we wish them the best. Private Holland and Staff Secretary Morris are no longer stationed in our fine city. Western Brigade Staff Coordinator Major Lt. Baraboo and Northern Alliance Staff Coordinator Lt. E. Rock are keeping things in check in other far away lands, but I feel we are losing the battle here in Milwaukee. Regardless, the enemy is getting the best of us and we must do all we can to stop it. Are you with me?


General Debauchery

current mood: determined

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Saturday, November 27th, 2004
4:36 am

Tomorrow night: General Debauchery night. Time to relive the memories. Get ready, motherfuckers.

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Saturday, October 2nd, 2004
6:50 am

In two weeks, I will no longer be stationed in Texas. Upon my return, I will strive to be all that I can be, alongside my fellow soldiers still stationed in Milwaukee. Over.

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Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004
8:24 am

I’m drunk at 8:24 a.m. I win.

current mood: drunk

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Thursday, June 10th, 2004
3:58 pm


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Saturday, January 24th, 2004
12:13 pm


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Monday, January 12th, 2004
8:13 pm - i'll just take a week off of work or something...

***********best fest***********
july 2nd, july 3, 2004

curated by- the mouth

band organization- 1/4 irish (joel@ten-grand.com)

band fucking list: (no order)

day 1- july 2nd-
--blam! -
--the star band
--falcon crest
--the vets
--meth and goats
--paul cary
--genital hercules
--dj fresh

day 2- july 3rd-
--serfio leone
--william elliott whitmore (payload?) -CONFIRMED
--flaccid trip -CONFIRMED
-- tight phantomz- CONFIRMED
--grand ulena
--signal to trust
--murder by death
--god & the baby jesuses

plastic constellations

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Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
4:22 pm

Iowa Freedom Fest 2004 is going down!

God & The Baby Jesuses must plan a resurrection and play. Whatever new bands we are or will be doing in 2004 will not suffice.

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2:57 am - GENTLEMEN!


I'm goddamn DRunk!

over and out.

current mood: accomplished

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Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003
3:52 pm

sonic_chuck 23%
remotecody 14%
not_adopted 10%
jond 10%
xblackrabbitx 7%
saidinjest 2%
How sexually compatible with me are you?
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3:47 pm

remotecody 102%
blowl_batz 84%
not_adopted 84%
xblackrabbitx 84%
jond 72%
sonic_chuck 69%
sonic_chuck 60%
saidinjest 57%
How compatible with me are YOU?

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Monday, October 13th, 2003
8:49 am

i need details for cody's b-day. what are we going to blow up and when?

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Thursday, October 9th, 2003
12:07 pm

Notice to ground command 10-09-03 - 12:09:45

I command Aaron Vold to stop being suck a huge panty waste and tell those pussies on some Polyvinyl band to get a click track so Aaron Vold can be at On The Border! Better yet, just loop that same drum beat Aaron always plays and no one will know he's gone.

End Message - 12:11:15

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10:51 am - general, are you still there?

has the people's union under general debauchery ceased to exist? i shout out a call to arms at cody's b-day at on the border. agreed?

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Sunday, September 28th, 2003
11:24 am

All you Milwaukee dudes better head out to Mad Planet on Tuesday. I assume most of you probably don't like The Weakerthans, but I can almost promise you that you'll all totally dig on The Constantines. They are on Sub Pop and are kinda like, er, a post-punk Springsteen? Totally rad, totally Canadian. There are soundclips on their page on Sub Pop's site.

Good shit, great show. We saw them last night and were totally wowwed.

/end pimp.

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Thursday, September 25th, 2003
6:23 pm

I just made a little joke about the remnents of what I swept up from the floor being primarily "pussy hair." My little joke recieved no laughs.

Fellas, I so need a bro-down. Shit ain't even funny!

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Friday, September 12th, 2003
5:55 pm

Oil Can, we need your address, like, asap.

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Thursday, August 14th, 2003
8:25 am

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:tonydanza
Your haiku:quick li karaoke at
planet marky was the best
experiance i've had
Created by Grahame

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